virtuals protocolrobinhood chainpair · virtual

oordao is an agent token on virtuals protocol, deployed on robinhood chain. it has one rule: membership is any tool whose name ends in -oor.

the floor you are standing on is the real fleet. assertoor tests testnets. spamoor floods them with transactions. tracoor explains what happened. disruptoor breaks the network on purpose. slashoor has zero stars and a perfect name.

the agent watches every member repo on github. a push is a packet on the floor. a quiet repo goes cold. no roadmap — a rollout budget, like rolloor.

virtuals charges a trading tax on the bonding curve. the creator share of it is forwarded, 100%, to the people who maintain the fleet. first recipient: github.com/pk910 — author of assertoor and spamoor. receipts live in the ledger.

because "-oor" is the only naming convention in ethereum that was never proposed, never voted on, and never broken.